We come across so many people in our lives that after a while, one seems just like the last. But of course, there are those who totally stick out. Those who are so fucking stupid that you can't help but rant and rave about them to the world in some blog that nobody reads. Maybe that's the great thing about the blog, is that nobody reads it. So you get to scream and yell and fucking curse as much as you want about how fucking stupid people are.
Can you not see the fucking writing right in front of your face??!! LITERALLY!! It's right there. Staring you in the face. Yelling out, "Hey, dipshit, I'm right here!!" Just like that!! All I can say is, I dare you to get a fucking attitude when I talk to you like the fucking moron that you are. Should I really have to point out the elephant taking a bis ass shit on your face?? I think not.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Thunder From Down Under
Have you been to this thing? Australian men dressed in sexy costumes, dancing around practically naked, parading their body as if it were a piece of meat for the taking. Sweat dripping from their chest down to their very toned up stomach, slithering down their rippling shoulders into the middle of their back which lead down their fantasically perfect ass. How I wanted to be that single drop of sweat. You should check it out.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Ramble ON
Why is it so hard for people to follow simple fucking directions?! WHY?! Especially if they are written as specific as possible. It drives me fucking nuts!! I know all I do is rant and rave about stupid people, but I don't care. And, I am in no way saying that I am smarter than the average bear, but come on people, it's common fucking sense most of the time.
Lately I ask myself if I really like where I am in life. Do I? Yes, I actually do. I have also come to realize that I am in the place that I have chosen to end up in. Could I be somewhere else doing something different? Of course. I know, this is all shit that we all hear over and over and over again. So if you find what I am saying to be redundant and it bothers you, then don't fucking read it. Of course, you'll find yourself reading the rest of this to find what other things you can criticize me about, but quite frankly, I don't give a shit. LOL.
So anyway, as I was saying before I so normally got myself side tracked...not everyone can be a genius. And really, would you WANT to be a genius? I probably wouldn't. If people irritate me as much as they do now, can you imagine how much they would irritate me if I were a genius? Do stupid people really irritate them though? I guess you would have to ask one. And really it would also come down to the person's type of personality. My thing is though, that I have been patient long enough. I have waited long enough for some common sense to strike some stupid people, and I've come to realize that it's just NOT going to happen. Why? Cause I'm a REALIST, not an OPTIMIST. I'll deal with the fact that stupids will be stupid!! LOL.
Anyhow, I just felt like rambling. Til next time!!!!
Lately I ask myself if I really like where I am in life. Do I? Yes, I actually do. I have also come to realize that I am in the place that I have chosen to end up in. Could I be somewhere else doing something different? Of course. I know, this is all shit that we all hear over and over and over again. So if you find what I am saying to be redundant and it bothers you, then don't fucking read it. Of course, you'll find yourself reading the rest of this to find what other things you can criticize me about, but quite frankly, I don't give a shit. LOL.
So anyway, as I was saying before I so normally got myself side tracked...not everyone can be a genius. And really, would you WANT to be a genius? I probably wouldn't. If people irritate me as much as they do now, can you imagine how much they would irritate me if I were a genius? Do stupid people really irritate them though? I guess you would have to ask one. And really it would also come down to the person's type of personality. My thing is though, that I have been patient long enough. I have waited long enough for some common sense to strike some stupid people, and I've come to realize that it's just NOT going to happen. Why? Cause I'm a REALIST, not an OPTIMIST. I'll deal with the fact that stupids will be stupid!! LOL.
Anyhow, I just felt like rambling. Til next time!!!!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
2008
Ok, so last year was NOT one of the greatest years for me. BUT, I ended it with the idea that 2008 will be a great year. How could it not? Well, 3 days into it, it already started off not being the greatest year, but oh well, shit happens right? I'm not getting any younger. Time is not going to stand still in order for me to get my life together. That is something that I have to stop and do NOW, myself. Nobody else is going to help me make my life great. I've lived a very long time thinking that I was a pessimist. The other day, someone helped me realize that I am just a REALIST, not a PESSIMIST. And it's true. I try not to sugar coat things, I like to see them for what they are. What's wrong with that? Anyhow, not to get off track, not that I ever HAVE one, if you know me you know that. See!!!
I always had goals in life, whether big or small, I had some type of goal set for myself. I lost that a while back, but I realize that I need to get back on that track. I need to go back to school, do something with myself, become something that I can be happy with. OR just simply learn new things. Learning new things is such a great feeling.
On that note, I need to start writing again, I used to love to write. Stories, journals, crap, anything. So I'll probably have a lot more blogs up. For those of you who ACTUALLY read my blogs, it should be fun!! Getting to know the innerworkings of my twisted mind!! LOL.
I hope this new year brings many great things for everyone. When shit starts hitting the fan, just remember that God will never give you more than you can handle. And during those hard times, he will always be there carrying you through them.
Best wishes and tons of love,
Jezebel xoxo
I always had goals in life, whether big or small, I had some type of goal set for myself. I lost that a while back, but I realize that I need to get back on that track. I need to go back to school, do something with myself, become something that I can be happy with. OR just simply learn new things. Learning new things is such a great feeling.
On that note, I need to start writing again, I used to love to write. Stories, journals, crap, anything. So I'll probably have a lot more blogs up. For those of you who ACTUALLY read my blogs, it should be fun!! Getting to know the innerworkings of my twisted mind!! LOL.
I hope this new year brings many great things for everyone. When shit starts hitting the fan, just remember that God will never give you more than you can handle. And during those hard times, he will always be there carrying you through them.
Best wishes and tons of love,
Jezebel xoxo
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Sober and Fuckin Hatin it!!
So, is it really too much to ask to be able to come home to a nice bottle of wine?! Apparantely so. All I wanted to do was come inside, grab my bottle, go to my room and put away laundry. BUT what happens? I open the fridge and the bottle rolls out and breaks!! A perfectly good BIG bottle of Lambi. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Fucking give me a break man!!
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