Sober and Fuckin Hatin it!!

So, is it really too much to ask to be able to come home to a nice bottle of wine?! Apparantely so. All I wanted to do was come inside, grab my bottle, go to my room and put away laundry. BUT what happens? I open the fridge and the bottle rolls out and breaks!! A perfectly good BIG bottle of Lambi. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Fucking give me a break man!!